where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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