I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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