it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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