I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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