Its about making memories worth repressing
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just high enough for therapy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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