I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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