She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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