you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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