you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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