great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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