hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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