btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
