i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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