this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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