No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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