he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I understand Curling. That high.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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