Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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