Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
