did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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