How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
