It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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