Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
