do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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