he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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