No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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