Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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