Dual....:-)
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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