Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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