chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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