I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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