I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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