it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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