I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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