I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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