My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you never un-have a 4some
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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