Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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