My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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