i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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