I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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