I wish i was in the wii world.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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