i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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