I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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