South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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