One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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