singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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