Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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