I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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