ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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