My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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