My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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