Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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