Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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