I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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